The Victim's NEED List::
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The Victims NEED List:
(Lots of this stuff is a joke)


1) A few million dollars.
2) A lucrative home based business that is portable to any location.
3) Soldier of Fortune friends.
4) Body Guards.
5) Security Guard Patrols.
6) A real PI.
7) Attorneys.
8) Underworld connections.
9) Prison walls around the house.
10) A mote with famished alligators.
11) A dozen guard trained psychopath Dobermans.
12) A mine field around the house.
13) An electrified fence.
14) Bullet proof vests.
15) A safe house to run to.
16) Silver bullets.
17) Sharp wooden stakes.
18) Throwing knives.
19) Flame thrower.
20) Rocket launcher.
21) Air taser.
22) Stun gun.
23) Shot gun and rock salt.
24) Mace or Pepper Spray.
25) An Uzi.
26) A hand gun.
27) Grenades.
28) Sniper equipment.
29) Electronic security system.
30) Surveillance equipment.
31) Inferred lighting.
32) Lots of time away from work dealing with the stalker while still getting paid full wages.
33) An aware boss and coworkers.
34) Aware family and friends.
35) Professional phone call recording equipment.
36) Dubbing equipment.
37) CD burning equipment.
38) Still camera with a huge zoom lens.
39) Video camera with a huge zoom lens.
40) Disposable cameras to travel with.
41) Tons of money to duplicate photos and videos.
42) Cell phone to call 911 at any moment.
43) Fax machine.
44) Document copy machine.
45) A shrink to cope with the stress.
46) A cattle prod for the cops so they'll catch the friggin stalker and jail him!
47) Friends in high places.
48) To vanish and change identity so that the stalker can no longer stalk you.
49) An education of stalkers and what they are capable of.
50) A hyper sensitive internal warning system.
51) Emotional support.
52) Think tanks for added ideas to deal with the stalker.
53) Internet access.
54) A carefully kept dated journal of everything the stalker is suspected of doing.
55) A hidden fire proof wall safe.
56) A location away from home to store all valuable evidence and other stuff.
57) A safety deposit box.
58) A P.O. box to prevent mail theft.
59) Martial arts training.
60) Vitamins and other health regimes to cope with the stress.
61) An evacuation plan for all exposed friends and relatives.
62)  An anti-stalking advocate.
63) Lots of vacation time away from the stalking.
64) Bottle Rockets to shoot at the stalker.
65) An electric fence to zap the stalker to the ground when he tries to get into your place.
66) Roman Candles (Fire Crackers) to shoot at the stalker.
67) An electrified front door mat turned up to 120 volts or so to blast him when he tries to get into your place.
68) Paint guns.
69) A yard and house full of booby traps.
70) Automatically renewed restraining orders.
71) More to come!



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Lots of this stuff is a joke, but lots of it is real too. Check the laws in your state and learn what you can do to protect yourself as a stalking victim.
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