| The Stalker's Wishes and Needs List |
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| The Stalkers Must Have List: ____________________________ (Watch out children! Only some of this stuff can be bought at the store!) _____________________________ Now Everyone All These Hard Core Pages Are JOKES! Don't Hurt Anyone After Reading Them! You've GOT TO PLAY NICE! _________________________ OK, Everybody this here is the list of what the stalker NEEDS to be a good and nasty stalker! Victims will get their own list soon enough! ___________________________ 1) All weather proof clothing. You never know what kind of weather conditions you'll have to endure while prowling around after that victim! 2) Sturdy boots and sneaky sneakers! You gotta have variety just in case! 3) Still camera with a great big honken zoom lens so you can pick off your victim's image at any distance! Yahoo! 4) A video camera with a great big honken zoom lens. Hey! I never said all that stalking was going to be cheap did I? 5) Lots of camping stuff so you can pitch up a site near your victim's home and watch him/her all friggin day and night long. You can even stare at their place while they're asleep. Doesn't that sound exciting! Sure it does, if you?re a stalker! 6) Lots of new car (Tonka truck) accessibility. Stalking uses up a lot of cars (Lady Lost's sick little perp has been through 3 cars for sure and a 4th recently suspected all within the past two years!). 7) The mega liar's roadway map to keep GETTING AWAY WITH IT. 8) A voluptuous bag full of tricks, deceptions, threats, scare tactics, extra victims for when you wear out the old ones. You gotta keep the fun alive no matter what! Hey, we all need something voluptuous to hold on to don't we? 9) A backpack loaded to the max full of unshakable delusions! You gotta have all those rock solid delusions to fuel the excitement of stalking! 10) A spell book and wicka formula to keep your victim from getting smart or brave enough to send you to the eternal trash can in the sky or penal (I mean prison cause your penal/penile isn't wired right. You can only get hot and bugged by being a stalking dweeb) system or somewhere good where you really DO belong! 11) A good plan to avoid righteous placement in some asylum where others can gawk at how sick you are too! 12) A rectum sizable enough to accommodate your head and neck up to your shoulders! You always need to revive with Purtaline! Besides you don't wanna see the truth of things now do you?!? 13) Trespassing tool kit. The stalker's motto is always be prepared even if your acts are SICK. 14) No friends unless they support your habit. 15) No family unless they support your habit. 16) Talented and experienced Ladyfingers on your own right hand, to stave off the loneliness. Dating takes too much time away from that stalking! Besides normal relationships aren't possible because your CRAZY! "What are the sores on the head of your penis?" 17) And extra hand with equal experience in case your other hand gets worn out. You could sprain your wrist using it that way as much as you need to! 18) No steady job. Steady jobs get in the way of the stalking cause stalkers have got to be 100% committed, 100% preoccupied, 100% on call. There are a few exceptions to this rule. 19) You must have a really filthy mind to keep on FEEDING ALL THOSE HUNGRY DELUSIONS! 20) The maturity of a 10-year-old playing perpetual war games is helpful. You've got to stay in the loop man! 21) No psychiatrist and no psychiatric medications cause they dull those stalking impulses and senses. Stalking is more important than having a life, right? 22) A major egomania mania delicately combined with no real self-esteem. We gotta fake it till me make it right? Or pretend your faking it in your head so that you can keep on keeping on with it! 23) No morals. 24) No grasp on reality or you'd look at your life and shit a brick over how you're choosing to waste it! 25) A willingness to screw anyone over in any way possible to get what you want when you want it to perpetuate the stalking you're ADDICTED TO! 26) The pout, whine and tantrum routine to get attention so that other people will support your stalking habit! 27) Some sick brainpower to help you keep at it without consequences! Gotta be kinda smart to stalk for a long time. Smart at stalking and nothing else! 28) No hobbies that interrupt the stalking. 29) A vast toy box of projection techniques so you can blame everyone else for your stalking. Whatever it takes you to justify it sounds great to you! 30) The corresponding excuses bag of tricks! 31) No responsibilities that interrupt the stalking. 32) A love of loneliness because you are too crazy to date anyone for any period of time! 33) Disrespect for the police because they're too stupid to catch you. In your own sick mind you're special and smarter than everyone else. 34) Delusions of grandeur. 35) The willingness to do anything, spend any amount of time, whatnot to further abuse and exploit the victim. 36) Weapons are optional. It depends on how sick you really are or on what really trips your happy switch. You surely DON'T WANT TO DISPOSE OF A PERFECTLY TASTY VICTIM PREMATURELY! 37) A vanity problem, "You're so vain you, you probably think this page is about you, don't you, don't you?" 38) A well hidden rage problem so you can get ticked off at your victim when he/she won't cooperate with your plans! 39) A spy mindset, so you can constantly think about new and exciting ways to torture your victim! 40) An obsessive-compulsive aggressive personality. 41) A MASSIVE GAPING FANTASY WORLD THAT SUCKS YOU IN AND OFF SO HARD YOU CAN'T GET OUT because out is so fulfilling to you! What would life be like without stalking someone, right? 42) A label for yourself and your actions that is palatable to yourself and to the masses so that you can continue at what you're doing. PI is always a good one! Investigator is another good one! It's USED A WHOLE LOT FOLKS! 43) A hard-core active aggressive paranoid personality. That's the only way you can cover all your bases and avoid capture. 44) Someone else to support you when your crazy stalking behaviors make it impossible for you to support yourself. 45)Sun glasses, canteen, canned food, handy dandy Swiss army knife for the utensils, snake bite kit, cots to sleep on when your living in the wild. 46) Someone to bring you provisions when your stalking so that you don't starve or dehydrate to death while stalking out in the wild. 47) Camouflage paint for your ugly stalking face. 48) A pompous attitude. 49) You've got to be a pussy to waste your whole life or years stalking instead of confronting your adult victim in person when they are ready for your crap! Oh, that's right you're so friggin paranoid that you are convinced your victim would shoot you in cold blood or beat your ass if you confronted them as a person! Ha ha! Stalkers are fear, personal need and insecurity driven. 50) Inability to understand what you are perpetrating. No stalker calls himself a stalker. 51) A desperate need for acknowledgment and validation to justify your sick stalking thoughts and behaviors in the end. 52) Skill maps of techniques to help you avoid giving up the stalking until you decide it's time. 53) Planned formulas to achieve complete control and domination over the victim. 54) Little need for regular sleep. Stalking can be one thrilling 24 hour adventure! 55) A how dare you crap in a trap attitude! How dare anyone report your stalking behaviors, that's just so friggin wrong! Just because your investigating them and obsessed with them and won't ever leave them alone, well that's not stalking is it? So what if you are stealing from them or messing up their property or well you know how it is. You own the friggin victim, right? 56) Lots of aspirin for when the stalking gives you a headache! 57) A good scared victim. 58) Cops that don't get the picture about stalkers so that you can keep doing it and get off scott-free! ___________________________ Wasn't this just the greatest bunch of fun everyone? I promise I'll think of more stuff later! __________________________ By the way everyone, most stalkers are guys! _______________________ Most of this info is well documented. Some of it I did borrow from a source or two. _______________________ No rights to copy, print, download, duplicate, or display elsewhere other than this specific website granted or implied without the direct written permission of the author. 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