Welcome to Hell in a Ham
Basket!
You have to see the picture within the picture within the picture. Welcome curiosity seekers, victims and stalking FREAKS! This website will be the GET AWAY, VACATION, GET LOST, THE SWAN SONG AND THE SANATORIUM for all who dare enter it's evolving pages.
Delve within its depths and you too will see the light. The riotous sarcastic ridiculing hilarity in the boundless stalking patterns of the garden-variety wack jobs we call stalkers. I invite victims to write in with their tales. I invite stalkers to write in with their pathetic stories of why they do this crap. Here victims can anonymously respond to stalkers and stalkers can openly spin on a fork. And there's more!
For the nasty little perps: As seen through a totally psychotic filter prepared with your dirty mind in mind. Showing the twirling tales of people we wish weren't. This site will bash the perps as hard as my imagination will allow over my evolutionary spectrum of time and space and crazed phases. Yes we plan to stretch the spectrum, the rectal speculum, and spectator's sport to its maximum.
I plan to illuminate the darkest crevices. I plan to present so many thrills and chills and perversions. This site is RATED R. No one under 18 please. Like my pal over there in the svanludwick site (www.geocities.com/svanludwick), I will tolerate and publish no hard core profanity. Nonetheless, the subject matter and the soft-core profanity are enough to bar out the young and under-aged.
This site is where the real pain starts. I will look forward to exploiting the stalker's department store and perps shopping wish lists of beat the one-eyed pocket mouse joy traps! This site is where the gloves come off.
This site is the raw, hard; unforgiving nature of this lunacy of those nasty little prick headed pecker faced perps we tolerate when we shouldn't. I plan to grovel into the slime of the stalker's advice column with both real and artificial stalker's entries. This site is the tear down, the languid layover in between, the fast forward and the dead time space. There will be crazed quick revelations and drab pockets of sleepers unfolding. I will publish some of Lady Lost's poetry. Maybe the poems will be the sleeper. Maybe the poems will be the layovers between.
I get my happy juice out of being inconsiderate to perps. Perps get no respect here! I can be nice to the victims. Get ready it's almost show time. This site will not pop up finished or with a million entries in it overnight. I will take my own sweet time. I will publish what I want to publish when I want to publish it. I may change this site's pages frequently. So as Gunther at the svanludwick site says, stay tuned in!
Enjoy. Watch out for the next and the next and the next. Pecker-headed perps write me and I will publish what you write. I do not ask for permission. Consider this your one and only warning! My Table of Horrors and Blah Blah Blah is on Page 2. I'm only putting one Table on this site except for all those item laden tables in my stalking and anti-stalking department stores. Let the fun begin. I enjoy this stuff!
Cyris
You are looking at www.geocities.com/cyrissnick
My e-mail address is: [email protected]
P.S.
Hey, buddy svanludwick I have arrived! Thanks for giving me written permission to use your statement as shown below this page's entry stuff. Please do visit svanludwick's site at: www.geocities.com/svanludwick
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