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LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE!
VS
CLYDE AARON KIM
Height: 5'7
Weight: 168lbs
Career Highlights: Once was choked out by a 2nd runner up of an asian beauty pageant.
MIX 93.3
Height: Pretty big...since it's an entire station.
Weight: Pretty heavy because again...entire station.
Career Highlights: Homepage has over a dozen animated pictures.
HELLO and GOODEVENING...
Well it was a pretty bad knock down and drag out battle.  Both competitors took pretty bad hits to the head, but it turned out for the best.  Let's see how this dangerous rivalry started...
It all started with a letter written by Clyde Kim after he viewed the Mix 93.3 website.  He stated the following...
Subj:  What a Webpage!!!
Date:  2/11/01 12:28:55 AM Central Standard Time
From:  CyphrX
To:  [email protected]

     WOW...This page is totally...stupid!  I mean what were you thinking when you built this page?
    "Let's see hmmm.....I know what would make a GREAT page!  One million Animated Gifs!!"
Well here's to you and the crappy website.  KUDOS
Clyde Aaron Kim
much better site here--> www.geocities.com/cyphrx/main.html
Subj:  Re: What a Webpage!!!
Date:  2/11/01 4:44:36 AM Central Standard Time
From:    [email protected]
Reply-to:    [email protected]
To:    [email protected]
     Gee...your site is...wow.  Cool.  Green text in black boxes.  Wish I'd thought of that.  And the baby-puke brown background.  Nice touch.  To each his own, I guess.
      By the way, it's mostly Flash, not animated Gifs.  But thanks for your comments.

-Craig Burnett/Webmaster
Mix93.com
Of course Mix 93.3 is not one to be pushed around with out a fight.  They replied with this little letter.
OUCH!!!  But then what's this?  Clyde rolls with the punches with this humble bout of sarcasm.
Subj:  Whoa you actually read these things?!?
Date:  2/11/01 4:20:36 PM Central Standard Time
From:  CyphrX
To:  [email protected]
     I wouldn't say it's puke green...more of a stale beef stew color.
Thanks for visiting in any case.
Soon after his comment had been made, good old battlin Mix returns his strategic retreat.
Subj:  Re: Whoa you actually read these things?!?
Date:  2/11/01 5:16:00 PM Central Standard Time
From:    [email protected]
Reply-to:    [email protected]
To:    [email protected]
    
You're right...stale beef stew with extra carrots.

:0)
CB
I don't get the carrot refrence, but from the looks of that smiley face it looks like the confrontation ended there.  Who won?  None can say, but Clyde did come out on top because he needed something to write about this week on his web page.  He isn't one to gloat either so in honor of the bout, he decided to pay respects to the people at Mix with the following images below...
I know it doesn't make a whole lot of sense...but the people at Mix seem to think it works.  Take a gander at thier page here, and judge it for yourself. 
HEY DID YOU KNOW...
    When you post a message on the sign the wall section (their guest book) Mix 93.3 sifts through and edits each one.  Take for example this one sent by one of my friends.  He wrote...

Julie

Mix 93.3 S-U-C-K-S
9-6-5 T-H-E B-U-Z-Z  RULES!!!


and it was changed to...

Julie
Mix 93.3 is the coolest radio station on the planet. I love how you are the only station that plays a real variety of music in Kansas City. You guys will always be #1!


    
Talk about your paranoid censorship!  If you look at the other messages, you'll see that much of them are written in the same type of tone.  It's obvious that they want to keep some opinions silenced on their webpage.  My suggestion to them is that they make the edited messages a little more realistic.  I mean, "The coolest radio statioon on the planet?"  Who are they trying to fool here?  They should put stuff on like, "Man Britney rules, but I would love her more if she would take her top off!"  It's lewd but not offensive to the station.  If anything, it represents the majority people on the internet...the drooling perverts with too much time on their hands.
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