| Name: Clyde Aaron Kim Other Alias: Sweetballs (don't ask,) The Unearthly Crab Man, Korean Boy who whines a lot, DOB: January 15, 1978 Nationality: Asian/ Pacific Islander....or what evey white trash SOB would say, chink. Occupation: The Dreamer and the dream Marital Status: Single...oh the pain Hobbies: (a lot since I live in Kansas) Guitar, Song writing, Science Fiction, Comic Books, Making fun of the elderly, Video editing, writing, and up keeping one of the few boring things in Kansas, �The homepage of Clyde Aaron Kim� Heroes: Kurt Busiek, William Shatner, Stan Lee, Jewel (yeah that's right) and The Rock. Favorite Band: Barenaked Ladies Favorite 2nd runner up of an asian beauty contest: The girl who was the 2nd runner up of an asian beauty contest. Hideous Truth: By the sea, I transform into a Unearthly Crab Man (seen here to the left) no one on Earth can stop me...unless they had a knife or gun or used thier bare hands to beat me into submission...or they could simply spit on me and I would run away like the coward I am... Quote: �Don�t make me angry Mr. Mcgee, you wouldn�t like me when I�m angry. ROOAAARRR!!� (No one said that it had to be from me.) Hinderance: turns into a crab man, he grows a crab like limb on his left hand, and is easily annoyed, or very crabby...HA HA HA HA.....very crabby...HA HA HA...get it? Crabby! HA HA HA! Now that's comedy. |
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| CLYDE KIM'S (AKA the Crab Man) PROFILE | ||||||||
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| Clyde Kim, when he changes into the dangerous Crab Man! Notice the left Crab hand...it's so unearthly!!! | ||||||||