hulk

Have you ever been in the presence of an awesome force? I mean have you ever really been in the same space of something so strong that you could feel the power surge through the entire room? How did it feel to see all the electricity flow around you while basking in the might of this power keg? If you know what I�m talking about, it�s very much possible that you are the few people to actually have met Lou �The Incredible Hulk� Ferrigno.
      Yep, I met old Lou �The Unstoppable� Ferrigno at a comic book convention not too long ago. I got an autographed poster of the guy too which cost me $20. That�s right, $20 for an autograph poster from Lou �Giant Gonads� Ferrigno. Of course, the meeting could have been a little more pleasant than I first pictured it.
      When I first saw Lou �Yo Mama� Ferrigno, he was sitting at an empty with a woman beside him (possibly his personal assistant.) Before I arrived to the convention center, I was picturing fans to be swarming over him. Instead, I found his booth without any lines and saw that more people were at Julie Newmar�s (the first Catwoman from the Batman TV show) table.
     So I thought to myself, �This is GREAT. He�ll be so happy that an actual fan is here to visit him!� I went to the table and saw the man, larger than life, a behemoth towering above the people. I cleared my throat and said in a very friendly yet nervous tone; �Hi�uh�I�d like to get an autograph poster�uh how about this one.� I picked one of the Hulk posters opposed to the Body building pictures because I just don�t swing that way� if you know what I mean�not that there�s anything wrong with that.
      Anyway, Lou �The still massive� Ferrigno grabbed the poster and instantly starting signing it. The woman asked me my name and I told it to her. She instantly wrote it down on a piece of paper and showed it to Lou �The true Hulkster� Ferrigno. He then made it out and had yet to say a single word to me. So I decided to break the ice.
      �You know I was a real big fan of your show when I was younger,� he didn�t look up. �Yep never missed an episode of the Hulk,� still didn�t look up. �I thought it was really�cool�because�. uh�.� at this point it was obvious that he was ignoring me. Lou �I can kill you with a stare� Ferrigno then rolled up the poster and handed it to me. I figured I should make the best of this entire encounter so I stuck out my hand so he could shake it. He stood up and towered over me like a mighty Greek god. His handshake was rather gentle and nothing I would expect from Lou �The man who threw a Piano� Ferrigno. I then said to him,
      �My God you�re a big man.� Just to get a laugh out of him�he didn�t laugh. I paid the $20 and took off toward the booth with Julie Newmar. Maybe I thought she would be better company than Lou �I don�t want to Talk� Ferrigno. Basically at this point I thought Lou �From the depths of Hell I spit at thee� Ferrigno was a complete and utter jerk. Later that day, I found out Lou �The Innocent� Ferrigno was deaf and he probably couldn�t hear a single word I was saying. Go figure.