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Welcome to Clyde's turf...happy holidays, and please excuse the pansy wall paper.
What Now I Have to be Nice?
     Well it�s the holiday time where commercialism runs rampant and thrives like a giant ugly cow�I don�t know what that meant�sorry.  Ah�Do remember back in the good old days when you were young and selfish?  Now all of the sudden you�re old and have a (yuck) conscious.  Yesterday, I held the door for a girl on crutches.  CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT?  She wasn�t even a looker�average looking maybe�but not at all world class�maybe with a little tuck up here and there she might�.
     Anyway, I was walking in and saw her trying to walk out.  I pondered how she would be able to push the heavy door to get out since her arms were occupied.  I also thought how she would be able to do it without slipping on the very slick concrete floor (it snowed the day before.) 
      �Pity isn�t it,� I thought to myself and began to head off to my class.  Then all of the sudden I felt this great sympathy for little Miss Tiny Tim.  I actually began to feel bad for her blight.  Especially after seeing her try to reach for the door helplessly with one of her arms.  It was like watching a dog chase his own tail but less cute.  No one around her seemed to care either (I guess the holiday mood was contagious.)  I don�t want to say my heart ballooned into the size of ten grinches or anything, but I really did feel for the pathetic girl trying to helplessly grasp the door handle.   I sighed and decided to head back toward the door.
       �Here let me give you a hand,� I said while opening up the steel door.
       �Thanks,� she replied.
        �Uh�no problem.�
         As she made her way out she flashed a quick smile back at me�OK maybe she was a looker after all.  I was soon on my way toward my next class.  Was this finally a turning point in my midwestern life?  Had I truly turned into what is typically called �the nice guy?�  Does this mean I�ll start finishing last?  You�d think so, but later that day some one cut me off on the road and I cussed for about five minutes�maybe I�m just not a holiday kind of guy.
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