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BEFORE MY VACATION LET ME EXPLAIN THE CONTEST.
A couple of nights ago I got a post on my guest book  that read like this...
First Name :   zERO wING 
URL :   www.geocities.com/cyphrx/main.html 
Email :   [email protected] 
How'd you find me? :   surfn' 
Comment :   ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!
"All your base are belong to us."  What the hell does that mean?  So I responded with a little message of my own...
First Name :   Clyde Kim 
URL :   www.livenude.....oops 
Email :   [email protected] 
How'd you find me? :   I AM YOU! 
Comment :  Uh Zero Wing...what does that mean?Is it slang? b/c these days I'm not what you call "hip." 

more comments :   All your base are belong to us? What are you trying to say???I GOT IT WE'LL MAKE THIS A GAME! 

even more comments :   Whoever wants to can try to decipher his message. What is Zero Wing talking about?
still making comments?!? :   Leave the best 1-3 sentence long explaination on this guest book. and the winner will get a prize.
...And so another response came...
First Name :   Woo Lae Oak 
URL :   http://www.planetstarseige.com/allyourbase/ayb2.swf 
Email :   [email protected] 
How'd you find me? :   Tractor Beam 
Comment :   If you were a l33t h4X0r, you would know that ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!!!
    I went to the linked url and it presented this odd video.  So I still haven't a clue what this person means.  I decided to alter the contest rules a little to make it more accessible.  Instead of leaving your interpretation of the sentence in the guest book, email it to me at [email protected].

     The length of the explaination can be as long as you want (so this means you can write till you feel that you have best explained this mad man's ravings.)  Make sure that the meaning of the sentence makes sense!  Try to get into the psyche of Woo Lae Oak Tree.  What makes this guy tick?  Why would he say the sentence, "All your base are belong to us?"  I mean how fobby is he?  Have fun with it, slander the guy if you want to...just explain the sentence and get the prize (which has yet to be named.)

     As the entries start coming in, the best ones will be posted on the page and the winner will be announced on March 12.  Good luck and god bless (b/c I know you just sneezed.)

PS- A good hint is not to visit the linked url b/c that will just further the confusion in his message (plus it's hell downloading it.)  Try making up something that makes more sense than Oak Tree's post.
For those of you wondering, the past articles are located in the past section  (seen below)  Just click on any of the links and you will see stuff you missed FROM THE PAST (hence the title "The Past")  You won't believe how many people email me saying that they couldn't find that mix vs Clyde article
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