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| Grab your chopsticks, dust off your pointed hat, and say another derogitory asian reference. The Invasion can't be stopped! On January 31st, a day that will live in infamy (get it...it's from Pearl Harbor), the Asian Invasion day at Adrian's cafe kicked off with booming success. An entire day was set aside by the workers to appreciate the wonders of being asian. Many customers wondered why the workers were wearing asian hats and listening to very loud Korean pop music. They also wondered why the only asian there (Clyde Aaron Kim) was wearing a star trek uniform. Well let me explain that one...you see in Star Trek everyone lives in peace within the Federation. There is no racism, or prejudice, it's in ordered world because the people choose it to be an ordered world. And so the Star Trek refrence is a hope for the future so that all races may live in peace...except for the Cardassians, you can't trust alien trash like that. And the Klingons...the klingon bastards killed my son! (See Star Trek III) The invasion also contained many articles and research pieces written by Clyde Aaron Kim in studying the asian culture. Granted most of it revolved around entertainment and not actual historical living, but what would you rather want to see. A kung fu movie or Leonard Nimoy's "In Search of some boring Asian Ritual?" Click below to see some of those articles. |
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| Kenpachiro Satsuma Hikaru Sulu Lucy Lui Amy (yawn) Tan Iron Chef |
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| I know this picture to the right is very standard to much of the racial slurs and slanders of my culture, but after looking at it for a while I realized it's pretty funny. Paul Solecki did a wonderful job rendering this piece of work. Oh if you want to know who this guy is well check out the AASU page to find out by clicking here. I don't want to make fun of him or anything but he has the most cliche' profile I have ever read. Also click on there guest book and see the two very funny messages left by me. Leave a message there and compliment how funny they are. It would help me a great deal! Tell them Clyde sent you. |
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