aasu

Welcome to a new ERA in Clyde History!

2001 IS HERE
What's going to be your revolution? We asked the members of AASU (Asian American Student Union) what their revolution was going to be. (Warning: quotes may not have acutally been said by AASU members.)

AASU has given me friends to cherish for life. To the blah blah blah... ching chong chang....me chinese, me play joke, me pee pee in your coke.
-Nellie Kim, EX-president

For more people to not notice me.
-Taka Michinoku, Ignored Asian wrestler of the WWF.

To get me more play with the ladies. You dig man? (Starts singing "Wild Thing.")
-Clyde Kim, Ex-porn star

Ask me that fucking question again. I fucking dare you!
-Angry Guy on the Streets, Angry Guy on the Streets.

In this small side section I reveal parts of Clyde Kansas.

The name "Clyde" was adopted at a meeting held in January, 1867. The new town had been known in earlier times as "Elk Creek", "Eaton City", "Hamilton", and "BonerViller." The first Watermelon Festival was held in 1899, and is still celebrated as an annual event in Clyde. Making this town the biggest venue for losers in the United States.

Stay tuned for more startling revelations of the town I was named after.

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