I'm going to visit the only fun place left in Kansas...well actually there isn't any place fun in Kansas so I guess I'll just pack my bags and go to Las Vegas.
Yes Las Vegas, ah Las Vegas. Home of gambling, critically acclaimed movies, food, uh...gambling, women, ...I guess more gambling, and...and ....well more gambling. Oh and one other thing too, THE STAR TREK EXPERIENCE! But enough about the trip, I wanted to warn you frequent visitors of the Clyde Kim webpage (so basically just you Paul) that this website won't be updated at the end of this week. GASP! So read slowly buddy boy because the Official Homepage of Clyde Aaron Kim and the Cypher website will have to keep you busy for two weeks. You might want to check the other links on the main page. Of course most of those sites haven't been updated in ages. So if you're a first time visitor then more power to you, if not, well lets just say the KMC site is exactly how you left it...barren (kind of like the churches own turn out these days...ooohh burned by Clyde.) Well until next time this is Clyde Kim saying "VIVA LAS VEGAS VIVA LAS VEGAS VIVA VIVA VIVA!"
First Name : Keisha Chan
URL : www.******.cx
Email : [email protected]
How'd you find me? :
Comment : ch3ck 0wt my 51t3! j00 0wNz!
(The url has been censored b/c I really don't want people going there from my page. But you can still get there if you view my guest book. While your there why not leave a message?) The link was to a picture of some naked guy bending over and showing his asshole. WOW that was really funny whoever sent it! Anyway since I don't know who you are, I'm just going to make a universal insulting come back and hope I hit the nail on the head...
Just because I called you Gay, Lesbian or extremely homophobe hetro doesn't mean I really meant it. If you really are, I meant no offense but you really did react rather childish. So what if your dearly departed or living mother didn't love you enough or too much when you were a kid? That's no reason for your random or regular act of homepage vandalism. The same goes with how I called you or not called you a retard. In anycase you shouldn't be that offended at all.
Now I know that being apart of or not being a member of AASU has made my action very offensive or not to you. So I don't like the members of AASU. Last time I checked you were never a fan or really big fanatic, but that's just a difference or same opinion and it shouldn't result in leaving perverted messages.
Now let's discuss your comment...what the hell was that? Are you trying to be a foriegner if you aren't already? Really in English we spell things out with just letters or numbers, not both. For example: "I will drive a car" shouldn't be confused with "I wi5l dr1ve a c4r." And why the hell would you leave an email address that leads no where? So you can get the final word in to the viewers of my page? Hell you just give me more material to make fun of you on the link on my page that people read the most. So Keisha or whatever your name is, let's not mince words by leaving.....ah to hell with this...I'm going to vent like hell...
IF I EVER FIND THE SON OF A BITCH WHO LEFT THAT MESSAGE ON MY PAGE, I'M GOING TO MAKE CERTAIN HE OR SHE IS GOING TO BE LOOKING AT THEIR OWN HOLE FOR THE REST OF THEIR MISERABLE LIFE WHEN I DECAPITATE THE JABRONI AND STICK YOUR FACE UP YOUR CANDY ASS! YOU MIGHT BE WONDERING "IS THAT A THREAT" WELL HELL YEAH IT'S A THREAT YOU STUPID SOB! MAN, I TAKE EVERYTHING BACK I SAID AT THE TOP. YOU REALLY ARE A LESBIAN GAY HETRO RETARD NEUROTIC GEEK WHO'S PROBABLY A PROUD OR NOT PROUD MEMBER OF AASU AND WHO STILL IN ANY CASE WRITES LIKE A DAMN MORON! OH AND YOU PROBABLY LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH ANIMALS, I'M ALMOST CERTAIN YOU DO. AND YOU KNOW WHAT, I THINK I'LL GIVE YOU A NICK NAME. KIESHA COW HUMPER!
Thanks for visiting Kiesha Cow Humper.
May you find your way Rew. (I don't know what the hell I just said.)
Clyde Aaron Kim
PS- If you're Cow Humper please tell me so that I may fly to England and make you see your own bum for the rest of your life. If you aren't well sorry about this entire PS and I still wish you good journey.
