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| overview [ quotes ] cam todd quotes season 2 history repeating episode 16 cam: we still need to get a gas bottle. do you think your dad will have one? mickey: can we just go? cam: i just wanna be prepared. mickey: for what cam, a nuclear winter? no gas stove, no way. cam: alright, look, the chairs are a must have. mickey: yeah, whatever. can we just go now? cam: yeah, we can. pip: great, i just gotta go get changed. cam: this could take a while. cam: ...and for when we get bored... [cam pulls out a harmonica and begins to play. the entire line looks at him weirdly] natalie: [into her mobile phone] you have to get down here, the dorkboy's playing the mouth organ. cam: what's her problem? [everyone has crashed for the night in their sleeping bags. cam happens to be snuggling up to gay guy, nick. cam wakes up startled and jumps away from him, waking nick up.] nick: [embarrassed] sorry, uh, it wasn't like a 'get in your pants' thing. cam: [uncomfortably] yeah, sure... absolutely. bright sparks episode 14 mickey: take it from me alright, tonight she's looking for a different type of technical support. cam: so you really think i'll need condoms? mickey: mate, she's hot for you. cam: can you... can i borrow some of yours? mickey: you know i don't have any left... cam: [panicking] can you go get some more for me then? mickey: aw come on, it's called rites of passage. something you gotta do for yourself. [cut to cam in front of the supermarket looking petrified] checkout chick: are you sure it's rubber gloves you wanted, or was it condoms? cam: [quickly] condoms. checkout chick: [over microphone to the entire store] denise, can i get a packet of condoms please? denise: what size? checkout chick: [to cam} what size? sandra: cam, there's gonna be a time when you're actually gonna use those and it's a relief to know that you're gonna be responsible about it. having said that, i'd hate for you to rush into anything that you weren't ready for. so if you want to pop them in your top draw for the next five or ten years, then that's alright by me too. cam: sorry mum but, even i'm not that much of a loser. cam: ...this way at least i get to have the street cred of having a 20 year old babe as one ofmy best mates. baby love episode 13 cam: it's a bloke thing |
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