family* jap homestay* hk/akld* men* 

(i got tiz from my bro's gf..juz feel like to show it here)
　

Men r hard 2 plz..da problems wif GUYS~               

If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LUFF with him;

If u DUN, he says ur PROUD.                            

If u DRESS Nicely, he says ur trying 2 LURE him;       

If u DUN, he says ur from KAMPUNG.                      

If u ARGUE wif him, he says ur STUBBORN;                

If u keep QUIET, he says u hv no BRAINS.               

If ur SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;               

If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.                   

If u DUN LUFF him, he will try 2 POSSESS u;             

If u LUFF him, he will try to LEAVE u(true eh?)         

                                   If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says ur TROBLESOME;   

                                   If u DUN, he says that u dun TRUST him.

                                   If u SCOLD him, ur like a NANNY to him;

                                   If he YELL AT u, itz bcuz he CARES abt u.

                                   If u BREAK your PROMISE, u CANT B TRUSTED;

                                   If he BREAKS his,he is FORCED to do so.

                                   If u do WELL in ya examz, he says itz LUCK;

                                   If he does WELL, itz bcuz hez BRIANY.

                                   If u HURT him, ur CRUEL;

                                   If he HURTS u, ur too SENSITIVE!!

                                   Sooo hard to plz!! If u show dis 2 guyz,

                                   they'll swear tht itz not true..

                                   but if u dun they say ur selfish...

                                   The moral of the story is.......

                                   SHOW DIS TO GUYZ OUT THERE NEWAYZ...

                                   show it to girls as well, gives them some laughter...