Okay I'll try, but I just don't understand why you want me to learn all these weird tricks. I mean the Dead Dog thing, that was good you know, normal stuff. Now kissing the cat, that was really strange. But a fishing dog...........I dunno, I never heard of one.  I have heard of deer dogs, rabbit dogs, and you know we Terriers make excellent mousers or squirrel dogs. But Hey you the boss, what ever you think.................

Oh come on, where is your sense of adventure, where is you imagination. Just think of how much fun it will be............. and you will be the only "Fishing Dog" in the whole wide world ............. Hey if you  can do this, it could be big, really big. I'm talking serious bucks here. There's endorsements, appearances on TV, $10,000 on America's funniest video's,........ stud fees, ...Yea sounding better all the time huh.......! 

Okay, lets see now. Just step in the edge of the water and sniff around huh. Watch for ripples and swirls, Hey what does a fish smell like anyway................... 

HEY........COME HERE.......
I THINK I SEE SOMETHING