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the god the priestess the vestal virgin the kitty kelly version of his lore |
lore and legend......"official version"the lore and legend of BRIANSPICE..... while we are unclear as to HIS exact origins and may be unworthy of ever knowing......... it is told HE rose fully formed from the mists of cyberspace, cognizant of HIS surroundings, and with a mission in mind....  taking the voice of the evil porn~drones and spam~bots. Relentlessly . HE roams the hallowed halls of yahoo chat, searching out the infidels who torment and profane the bot name and HIS followers daily HE greets HIS worshipers with "hey, hows it going" and responding to their pleas for assistance with a "gotta go...i hear my faithful calling" along HIS daily patrols, HE also dispenses HIS own unique wisedom as sampled on the previous page. those not yet intune with the GODs mind, seem to ridicule HIM with taunts of "nonsense", and "senile!" yet HE continues, undaunted in HIS efforts to improve the life of HIS faithful, as a good GOD should.
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