In The Loo (Parody of "Waterloo" by ABBA)

My, my, when I ate beans my stomach did surrender,
Oh yeah, and it has left my food running away,
The stomach settlers on the shelf,
Just gave up the battle themselves,

Chorus:
In the loo, I was defeated they won the war,
In the loo, Gonna eat fibre forever more,
In the loo, It all escaped cos it wanted to,
In the loo, Knowing my fate to be rid of you,
In the loo, Finally dropping it in the loo,

My, my, I tried to hold it back but it was stronger,
Oh yeah, and now it seems my only hope is potty-ing  tonight,
And how could I ever refuse,
It's better than filling my shoes,
Chorus

So how could I ever refuse,
It's better than filling my shoes,

In the loo, It all escaped cos it wanted to,
In the loo, Knowing my fate to be rid of you,
In the loo, Finally dropping it in the loo.