Diarrhea (parody of "Mama mia" by ABBA)

I've been on the loo since quarter past ten,
And I'm feeling now, like I need it again,
Don't look now, is someone in there?
I don't know how but my bowels have lost control,
There's a fire in my bum hole,
Just one drink and I need to repeat,
One more drink and I am run off my feet, woah,

Chorus:
Diarrhea, here I go again,
My my, running down the toilet,
Diarrhea, does it show again?
My my, how I can't control it,
Yes, diarrhea started,
Just cos one day I farted,
Why why, did I ever let it flow?
Diarrhea, now I really know,
My my, I definitely have to go,

I've been waiting for you to get out of the bog,
And if some goes on the floor I'll just blame the dog,
And when you are done, please don't slam the door,
It won't be fun, I hope you don't take too long,
I'll have time to re-sing this song,
Just one drink and I need to repeat,
One more drink and I am run off my feet, woah,

Diarrhea, here I go again,
My my, running down the toilet,
Diarrhea, does it show again?
My my, how I can't control it,
Yes, diarrhea started,
Just cos one day I farted,
Why why, did I ever let it flow?
Diarrhea, better go away,
My my, ruined my new leather,
Diarrhea, I'm gonna have to stay,
My my, I'll be here forever,

Chorus