Check Your Pants And See

Chorus:
If you change your pants, I might want to dance,
Honey, hygiene's free,
Check your pants and see,
You won't need me, in you go, I'll just wait around,
Just find a place to go, and pull them down,
When you're all alone, make sure all the smells are gone,
Honey, hygiene's free,
Check your pants and see,
Got to do your very best, clean it off then dry,
Got to feel up to the test, and don't ask why,

Check your pants and see,
(Hygiene really is free honey)
Check your pants and see,

Don't stand there dancing, don't start walking, and please don't take forever,
Don't listen to music, or stand around talking, you will feel much better,
'Cos you know I've got,
So much that I wanna do, it doesn't involve smelling you,
It's tragic,
You can't just leave it there, soiling your underwear,
Yes I think you know,
The smell has to go,

Chorus

Check your pants and see,
(Come on, give me a break will you?)
Check your pants and see,

Don't take your time baby, you smell like curry, the flies are gonna get you,
The stink's starting to hurt me, now you'd better hurry, I wish I'd never met you,
Let me tell you now,
The stench is strong enough, to kill a lot of stuff,
It's tragic,
When I think I'm wasting my time, I smell you and change my mind,
No I can't let go,
Of my poor nose,

Chorus

Ba ba ba ba baa, ba ba ba ba baa
Honey, hygiene's free,
Check your pants and see,
Got to do your very best, clean it off then dry,
Got to feel up to the test, and don't ask why,

Ba ba ba ba baa, ba ba ba ba baa ba-ba,
Honey, hygiene's free,
Check your pants and see.