You'll Never Walk Again (parody of You'll Never Walk Alone the Liverpool FC theme song) When you cross the road, With your eyes on the girls, Take no notice of the cars, At the end of the road is a blonde with gold curls, With the sweet smell of burning tar, Walk on through traffic, Walk on through rush hour, Though your body be tossed and torn, Walk on, walk on, infront of a car, And you'll never walk again, You'll never walk again.