Wooden leg (parody of Wooden Heart by Elvis Presley) 

Can't you see, I can't walk,
One leg's long the other's short,
I broke it playing sport,
And I don't have a wooden leg,

And if you poke my eye,
Then I know that I would cry,
There's no way I would die,
Just because I have no wooden leg,

There's no wheels upon this chair of mine,
And I'm always falling down stairs,
Treat me nice, treat me good,
Treat me like a doctor would,
'Cause I'm not a piece of crud,
And I don't have a wooden leg,

Ching chang chung, ching chang chung,
Chicken McFry nick nam nus,
Kipper floaty bus,
Bing bong, pig fat, big ear,

There's no wheels upon this chair of mine,
And I'm always falling down stairs,
See my butt,
Siggle nut,
Hanky panky socky tusk,
Pink socky tusk,
And I don't have a wooden leg.