Unusual (parody of "It's Not Unusual" by Tom Jones) 

It's not unusual to slip in a pile of cack,
It's not unusual to fall and hurt your back,
But when you get caught in an alien attack,
It's not unusual to scream and run, and grab a gun,

It's not unusual to be blown up by a mine,
But when it happens everyday is it a sign?
If you should ever wanna be shot at with a gun,
It's not unusual, I try it everyday,
It takes my blues away,
You'll find it heals up over time,

Pancakes never do, what you want them to,
Why can't that crazy batter be kind?

It's not unusual to beat Dad with a bat,
It's not unusual to hit Chad when he spat,
But if I ever find that you are involved in unarmed crime,
It's not unusual, to find that I am scared of you,
Woh woh woh woh,
Yeah yeah yeah yeah.