Teenage Scruffbag (parody Teenage dirtbag by Wheatus)

My name is Joel,
I'm 13 and I'm putrescent,
My life is hell,
Although I am prepubescent,
I live under rocks,
And I smell like old socks,
But nobody knows who I am,
And nobody gives a damn about me,

Chorus:
'Cos I'm just a teenage scruffbag, baby,
Yeah I'm just a teenage scruffbag,
Listening to worms crawl makes me hungry,
Really,

My breath smells like dick,
I don't even go to school,
It gives me a kick,
To suck on my own drool,
I have small pocks,
And my knees both knock,
Well nobody knows who I am,
And nobody gives a damn about me,

Chorus

Oh yeah, scruffbag,
Half of my teeth are all missing,
Oh yeah, scruffbag,
Half of my teeth are all missing,

I'm covered in mould,
I'm a weakling and I am boney,
Low and behold,
Someone is coming to me,
They get out a stake,
And a piece of cake,
Slices of bread and old ham,
Well somebody gives a damn about...


I've got some leftovers for you, baby,
Eat this up quickly,
Don't say maybe,
But I'm not a teenage scruffbag, baby,
Like you,

Oh yeah, scruffbag,
Half of my teeth are all missing,
Oh yeah, scruffbag,
Half of my teeth are all missing,