Georgie Porgie

Georgie Porgie, pudding and pie,
Kissed the girls and made them cry,
When the boys came out to play,
He kissed them too 'cos he's funny that way.

Little Boy Blue

Little boy blue come blow your horn,
The sheep's in the meadows the cow's in the corn,
But where is the boy who looks after the sheep?
He's under the haystack with Little Bo Peep.

Little Miss Muffet

Little miss muffet,
Sat on a tuffet,
Her knickers all tattered and torn,
It wasn't the spider,
Who sat down beside her,
It was Little boy blue with his horn.

Little Jack Horner

Little Jack horner,
Sat in the corner,
His hands on a young girl's thighs,
He pulled out his thumb,
All battered and numb,
And said "In future I'm sticking to pies!"

Jack and Jill

Jack and Jill,
Went up the hill,
To fetch a pale of water,
Stupid Jill,
Forgot the pill,
And now they have a daughter.