Pooper Scooper (parody of "Super Trouper" by ABBA)

Pooper scooper, on the streets you'll find me,
Picking up dog poo,
Like I always do,
I'm wiping up the pee-pee too,

I was sick and tired of my life,
When I went to work it was boring,
All I need is something I can do,
When it's sunny or it is pouring,
(When it's sunny or it is pouring,)
So imagine I was glad to hear the vacancy,
(Glad to hear the vacancy)
Now my life is alright,
(And suddenly it's gonna be)
And it's gonna be so different,
When I'm on the streets tonight, 

Chorus:
With my,
Pooper scooper, on the streets you'll find me,
Picking up dog dung,
(Poop-p-per scoop-p-per)
It's baking in the sun,
(Poop-p-per scoop-p-per)
Picking them up one by one,
With my,
Pooper scooper, on the streets you'll find me,
Picking up dog poo,
(Poop-p-per scoop-p-per)
Like I always do,
(Poop-p-per scoop-p-per)
I'm wiping up the pee-pee too,

Facing twenty thousand lumps of crap,
How ever could I be lonely?
I'm working on the job that never ends,
Still it's what I want to do only,
(Still it's what I want to do only)
There are moments when the 
(Dogs all crap like crazy)
But it makes me feel alright,
(I'm happy now with everything)
Everything is so much better now,
When I'm on the streets at night,
Chorus

So I'll be there every night,
The smell of poo will make me feel that I'm alive,
And when I'm in it to my arms,
It's good tonight,
I know I'll be glad I'm out here tonight,
Chorus