God Must Have Made a Mistake When He Made You (parody of 'N Sync's "God Must Have Spent a Little More Time on You)

This can't be true,
How come, you're so unreal?
How can I ask you what is your deal?
You look incomplete,
Somewhere there's a hole,
Why does it look like you're out of control?
Never thought that girls could look like this,
Someone up there was just taking the... mick,
How can it be that your nose points to me,
But your mouth is,
Facing over there?

Chorus:
Your nose is like a river, winding and wide,
Your eyes are like gob-stoppers, and they're facing inside,
When I look into your ears they're filled up with goo,
God must have made a mistake when he made you,

In all of creation,
All things great and small,
Never seen a girl the shape of a ball,
More muddled than,
Any junkie or drunk,
They broke the mould,
When you were in it as dough,
And I'm try hard to figure out,
How a thing like you came about,
You've a rotten smile,
The sense of a child,
Your guts inside,
Smell like a dogs backside,
Chorus

Never thought that girls could look like this,
Someone up there was just taking the... mick,
How can it be that your nose points to me,
But your mouth is,
Facing over there?
Chorus
God must have made a mistake when he made you.