Mary had a little lamb,
Her father shot it dead,
Now it goes to school with her,
Between to slices of bread.

Mary had a little lamb,
It had a sooty foot,
And into Mary's jam and bread,
Its sooty foot she put,

Mary had a little lamb,
She ate it with mint sauce,
And everywhere that Mary went,
The lamb went too of course.

Mary had a little lamb,
It peed against a pylon,
A thousand volts went up its leg,
And turned it's wool to nylon.

Mary had a little lamb,
Its fleece was black as charcoal,
And every time it wagged it's tail,
You'd see its dirty bum hole.

Mary had a little lamb,
She fed it cheese and crackers,
And every time it dropped a crumb,
She's kick it in the...maracas.

Mary had a little lamb,
She also had a duck,
She put them on the mantle piece,
To see if they would... play games.

Mary had a little lamb,
The doctor took a fit,
When old Mac Donald had a farm,
The doctor nearly... done pooped.