Man! I Think I'm a Woman (parody of "Man! I Feel Like A Woman" by Shania Twain)

I'm going out tonight, I look a real fright,
Gonna make my butt stick out,
My voice is just a noise, I irritate the boys,
Yeah, I don't talk I shout,
Wig infestations, bingo celebrations,
My opinions are out of line,
I don't have to act, yes I'm really cracked,
I complain about pains all the time,

Bridge:
The best thing about acting a woman,
Is that I don't have to drink to have a little fun and...

Chorus:
Oh, oh, oh, I spend like crazy, just like a lady,
I wear skirts not shirts,
Oh, oh, oh, I think I'm wild, yeah, but I don't have style,
Oh, oh, oh, fast mouth action, and male attraction,
Coloured hair, frilled underwear,
Oh, oh, oh, I think I'm free, yeah and sensitive I feel,
Man! I think I'm a woman!

I like to bake cake, tonight I'm gonna take,
Lipstick, make up and a dress,
I'm desperate for romance, I look good in pants,
Even though my face looks a mess,
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I think I'm crazy,
Can you tell that?
Come, come, come and catch me,
I think I'm a woman.