Like a Pufter (parody of Like a Virgin by Madonna)

I'm out of the closet,
Somehow I escaped,
Didn't know how gay I was,
Until I met Ted,

I was straight, not so great,
I was sick, I was in a vex,
But you made me change,
Yeah, you made me change,
To like my own sex,

Chorus:
Like a pufter,
Gay for the very first time,
Like a pufter,
When you're bent boy,
Do you want some wine?

Gonna get you up the bum, boy,
I wanna give it to you,
Been saving it all for you,
Change my name to Sue,

I am gay, everyday,
I am camp, yeah I am queer,
Boy how I've changed,
Yeah, I really have changed,
When ever you're near,
Chorus

Oooh, oooh, oooh,
I am gay, everyday,
I am camp, I am queer inside,
Boy how I've changed,
Yeah, I really have changed,
I've got the gay pride,
Chorus

Like a pufter, ooh, ooh,
Like a pufter,
We're all gay inside,
When you're bent boy, and you're queer man, and you're a pansy,

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
Ooh, baby,
Can't you see my wrists limp,
For the very first time?