I am a man (trying to be a woman) (Stand by Your Man, I don't know who sang it)

Sometimes it's hard to be a woman,
When you have the parts of a man,
Your pits are smelly, you got a beer belly,
Looking as femanine as you can,
Chorus

Your name was Sam, now it's Mary,
You get your dresses from your nan,
Your chest is flat, your butt is hairy,
'Cos after all, you are a man,

Chorus:
I am a man,
Trying to be a woman,
I prefer a guy's loving,
But I shave daily,

I am a man,
Trying to be a woman,
I keep my pills in a can,
I am a man,

I am a man,
Trying to be a woman,
I bought my breasts in Japan,
I am a man.