Gender Bender (Parody of Hey Big Spender, I dunno who sang it first)

Chrous:
The minute I stepped to the bar,
I could tell this place was full of weirdo's,
Gender benders,
Odd looking, totally camp,
I wouldn't be caught dead in here if I was a tramp,

So let me get out of this place,
I don't like to go with any guys at all,
Gender bender,
I'm keeping my butt to the wall,

Wouldn't rather go out with girls? Girls? Girls?
You know those people with tits? Tits? 
Get you're hand off there pervert,
What sex are you anyway?
Chorus

So let me get out of this place,
I don't like to go with any guys at all,
Gender bender,
Gender bender,
Gender bender,
I'm keeping my butt to the wall.