Gay Drag Queen (parody of Dancing Queen by ABBA)

Chorus
Friday night and your top's cut low,
Your boss tells you where to go,
When it comes to being girly, you're on the home straight,
You will be back home late,

Nobody could be that gay,
You dance by night and sleep by day,
With a lick of your makeup, and a blonde wig,
You act just like a girl,
And let me tell the world...

Bridge:
You are a gay drag queen,
Young, unshaven, only 33,
Gay drag queen,
Your called Bill, but prefer Irine,

Chorus:
You're in drag, you perform live,
Doing your transvestite jive,
See that guy, his dance obsene,
He is the gay drag queen,

There's no way you could turn them on,
Just one drink and you're covers gone,
When you're act begins, you're jokes are really bad,
Don't have an ounch of class,
And when you sip a glass...
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