Flabby Woman (Parody of Pretty Woman by Roy Orbison)

Flabby woman, rolling down the street,
Flabby woman, her waist is seven feet,
Flabby woman, I can't believe you, could be so fat,
No-one could be as big as that, obese,

Flabby woman, don't step on me,
Flabby woman, I couldn't help but see,
Flabby woman, that you are really, really large,
And your butt is like a barge,

Flabby woman, please don't shake,
Flabby woman, do your legs ache?
Flabby woman, give some fat to me,

Flabby woman, no, no, no,
Flabby woman, go away,
Flabby woman, get away from me,
'Cause you're too big for this path,
Move over baby, I need to pass,

Flabby woman, please cross the road,
Flabby woman, you're one wide load,
Flabby woman, you're in my way,
Hey, OK, if that's the way you're gonna be OK,
I guess I'll sit down here and wait,
Maybe she'll cross just past that gate,
What's that I see? Is she rolling back to me?
Yeah she's rolling over me.
Oh flabby wom, crack, an.