Broken Bones (parody of "Doctor Jones" by Aqua)

Sometimes, my legs are alright,
But I fell down stairs for the first time,
Hurt feet, and bones incomplete,
So much I hurt in the noon time,

Ow-oo-ow, oo,
Oo-ow-aah-ooh,
Ow-oo-ow, oo, ooh-aah,

Now the plaster cast's gone,
The doctor sent me back home,
Then I did it again,
I broke another bone,

Bridge:
(Did you really fall down stairs?)
Yes, I felt the crack,
(Man, that sounds really sore)
It was ok,
(That wasn't your lucky day)
I really think so too,
(And when you landed on the ground, I bet it made a pound)

Chorus:
Broken bones, bones,
I've got broken bones,
Broken bones, broken bones,
All over,
(All over)
Broken bones, bones,
I've got broken bones,
Broken bones, broken bones,
Heal up now,
(Heal up now)

Ow-oo-ow, oo,
Oo-ow-aah-ooh,
Ow-oo-ow, oo, ooh-aah,
Ow-oo-ow, oo,
Oo-ow-aah-ooh,
Ow-oo-ow, oo, ooh-aah,

All I do is fall,
In corridors or downstairs,
Doctor, what can I do?
Why am I always doing that?

Bridge
Chorus

Ow-oo-ow, oo,
Oo-ow-aah-ooh,
Ow-oo-ow, oo, ooh-aah,
Ow-oo-ow, oo,
Oo-ow-aah-ooh,
Ow-oo-ow, oo, ooh-aah,

Please, please cure me..
Please, please cure me..
Please, please cure me..
Please, please cure me..
Broken bones, bones,
(They're broken)
Broken bones, bones,
(They're broken)
Broken bones, bones,
(They're broken)
Broken bones, bones,
(They're broken)
Ow-oo-ow, oo,
Oo-ow-aah-ooh,
Ow-oo-ow, oo, ooh-aah,
Ow-oo-ow, oo,
Oo-ow-aah-ooh,
Ow-oo-ow, oo, ooh-aah,

Chorus