Barely Alive (parody of Stayin' Alive by the BeeGees)

Well, you can tell by the way I limp when I walk,
That I crashed my car, stood on a fork,
My arms are broken so are my legs,
Got bumps on my head just like boiled eggs,
I was not alright, I was not OK,
When the truck came the other way,
And now I can hardly stand,
I even got a cut on my hand,

Chorus:
Better call an Ambulance, I don't want to be left like this,
Barely alive, barely alive,
Felt my bones breakin' and now I'm all achin',
And I'm barely alive, barely alive,
Ah, ha, ha, ha, barely alive, barely alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, barely alive,

Well now, you say I'm getting better so do I,
And if I don't, I guess I'll die,
My feet are too swollen for my shoes,
Look at my arm, can you see the bruise?
I'm not alright, I'm not OK,
The NHS will make their pay,
But I really can't understand,
How I got this cut on my hand,
Chorus

Wounds aren't healing, doctor won't you help me,
Doctor won't you help me, yeah,
Wounds aren't healing, doctor help me, yeah,
I'm barely alive,

Well, you can tell by the way I limp when I walk,
That I crashed my car, stood on a fork,
My arms are broken so are my legs,
Got bumps on my head just like boiled eggs,
I was not alright, I was not OK,
When the truck came the other way,
And now I can hardly stand,
I even got a cut on my hand,
Chorus

Wounds aren't healing, doctor won't you help me,
Doctor won't you help me, yeah,
Wounds aren't healing, doctor help me, yeah,
I'm barely alive,