Imagine if all major retailers started producing condoms.....

Sainsbury Condoms making life taste better

Tesco Condoms every little helps

Nike Condoms Just do it.

Peugeot Condoms The ride of your life.

Galaxy Condoms Why have rubber when you can have silk.

KFC Condoms Finger, Licking good.

Minstrals Condoms melt in your mouth, not in your hands.

Safeway condoms Lightening the load..

Abbey national condoms because life is complicated enough.

Coca cola condoms The real thing.

Ever ready condoms keep going and going.

Macintosh condoms It does more, it costs less, it's that simple

Pringles condoms once you pop, you cant stop

Burger king condoms Home of the whopper

Goodyear condoms "for a longer ride go wide"

FCUK condoms no comment required.

Muller light condoms so much pleasure, but where's the pain.

Flash condoms Just sit back, relax and let flash do all the hard work.

Halford condoms we go the extra mile.

On digital condoms plug and play !!!!

Royal mail condoms I saw this and thought of you.

Andrex condoms Soft, strong and very very long.

Renault condoms size really does matter!