think

-If people die, and go to heaven, then then sin- are they sent to hell?
-If God forgives everyone's sins at death, then why do the Christians still believe in hell?
-Why do Smart people never answer anything right?
-Why are cows never given milk to drink?
-Who first tried to drink milk?
-Who named milk 'milk' and how do you get the name 'milk' from cows?
-If Jesus was born from the VIRGIN Mary, didn't Joseph get curious as to who knoced Mary up?
-How does a Mime scream?
-If you nair your hair away for a week (or however long that shit works) are you then considered bald?
-What would every flavor of Jello taste like mixed together?
-Why is an obese woman fat, and a fat man just 'has a beer belly'?
-If all the tobacco and weed were burned at once, will breathing the air give you the ultimate high, and make you addicted?
-If a dream is a subconcious wish or longing, and someone had a dream of being reincarnated into the opposite sex- does it mean they want to die, or have a sex change?
-If men had babies, where would they give birth from?
-If dogs 'bark,' cats 'meow,' and mice 'squeek' why don't humans 'mauh'?
-If a woman raped a man, is it really considered rape?
-Why do 3rd world countries cry abouting being thin, when 1st world countries cry about being fat?
-If a monkey and a human mated, what would their child look like?
-If hawaii caught on fire, and was burnt to ash ever 10 years, do you even doubt that people would still try to live there?
-If Hitler ruled the world, would people still laugh at blondes?
-What would a wall sound like if it screamed?
-Why do I have no cookies?
-If tobacco wasn't used for smoking, then what would it be used for?
-What would happen if Happy Sperm got mad?
-Why is it that all genius thoughts only come to people in the night where they push them away?
-If God really does exist, don't you think he'd just smite us all?
-If God created the universe and everything in it- why didn't he put anything on other planets?
-Why can you do so much with a potato?
-What would happen if you combined all the elements on the element chart together?
-How come the criminally insane are so intellegent?
-Did "Take Your Daughter to Work Day" originate with pimps and hookers?
-Why is braile on drive up ATM machines?
-If someone had none of the 5 senses, what would you do with them?
-How fat would a pregnant woman of octuplets be?
-If people could fly, would there be air construction?
-Why do you park in a driveway and drive on the parkway?

Some things to think about.....