The difference in our game however, is that all the players are Senior Citizens. All the players MUST be over the age of 65 (duh), and all physical handicaps are of GREAT demand.
Much like a war-time draft, every senior citizen is assigned a draft number to their state. The numbers all pulled as needed, and the seniors are to report to their local team office. Such is the case all over the United States, and the teams then play football to the death. Whichever team is killed off first- well, loses.
Line ups are simple... Anyone in a walker, or with a strong case of osteoporosis is put up as a quarter back. Then anyone in wheelchairs can be defensemen. And people with canes can be the kickers. ^-^ The older the player, the better the entertainment.
Of course the players will be given a thousand dollars or so, to play each game. As they die, the money goes to the family. And for each game they survive, then get an extra money bonus added onto their account until they die. The money is inaccesable until the time of their death. Shame too I guess. Oh well.
Don't let my pictures confuse you. I -AM- a boy. I don't care what you may think, or how much you want to argue with me, I am a boy. No; sadly enough I don't have a penis. I'm stuck in the body of a female. It sucks ass.
Females are dumb, stupid ass creatures, that can't drive or function intelligently. It's pathetic and I refuse to associate myself with the gender.
Allow me to explain....
I was raised by guys. My brother, and his group of friends raised me up. I couldn't tell you a cute pair of shoes from an ugly pair; but I could pick out a "hot" girl from a club of girls. No, I'm not gay either. I like guys. It's just that I'm psychotic and retarted when it comes to anything girly. I don't know how to be a girl. I don't know how to act or think like a girl. I'm a guy mentally, just a girl physically.
Don't treat me like a girl. Don't act like I'm a girl. I've stopped talking to/dating a number of guys because they tried to fucking act sweet to me. FUCK THAT SHIT. It's retarded and a waste of time and money.
"Don't be gay sparky... Don't be gay."
Old people. Just look at them! They're small, withered and they smell. Yes, I'm a very bitter person about things I don't like, but fuck you if you can't tolerate it NE way, Old people are just as I say: Old. Age has taken their toll and has been a real bitch about it. It's left our elders with no sense of hearing, or sight and it's stolen their memory. My gram has called me Denise, Josie and sometimes even forgets who I am. It's crazy (and depressing.) They're also not very efficent. Old people are slow and take up space.
The human body. There is nothing appealing at all about random extra parts to a body. Someone can have a nicly built body, or a cute face... but if you strip the fucker down to being completly naked you're left with one of the most revolting things on earth. The human body is oddly built, sometimes hairy and usually fat.
Then there are children. Why are they alive? Oo; I don't understand this at all. I -hate- children. They're small, grubby, and loud. They eat sticky things and then they want to touch you. They cry and then want to cry all over you. Children THE plague of humanity. I believe they should all be killed. No. Better yet. Before a family can have children, they need to take a competncy test to make sure that their children won't be as retarded as the parents.