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| WELCOME TO PHAT JESUS IN SIMLAND HAVE FUN AND VISIT OFTEN |
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| This is a *long* page, and details the adventures of Phat Jesus. Below every picture is a short caption, usually written at the time, rather than in pragmatic hindsight, but thats life I suppose. The Rules for this little game are as follows: There is as little Interaction by me as possible. The exceptions are getting jobs as no Sim is motivated enough to do that themselves. The Sims will create any relationships on their own. There is no interferance on my part. I'll warn you now, those guys are perverts. The starting wealth is $30,000, which I achieved through cheating, but that is the only time I will cheat. The family consists of the five band members and the three assorted girlfirends (known collectively as 'hangers-on' or groupies :D) Births, marriages, clowns, debt collectos, etc, will be mostly controlled, so as to keep a status quo. If it results in laughs, I'll let it happen. My laughs, that is. For more Pictures, go here. These follow the ones on this page. ------ NOTE: Eventually, I'll host the stats and bios of our characters on here. Eventually. |
| Home Warming: |
| The Band move into their brand new house - a wallpaper-less house I might add, but its there nevertheless. Immediately, Witek makes a bee-line for the closest bed, while others take their time and Allan reads a newspaper. |
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| Ironically, Witek is the first to get a job. While Cheryl sneaks up on him to, uh, congratulate the man. |
| Blossoming Friendships |
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| Toilet Rage |
| Despite only having got here, people are already fighting over use of the toilet. Which serves them right for only getting one. One toilet that is. |
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| We Bring Greetings... |
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| The first of many visitors, though nobody seems that concerned and, indeed, Witek is actively running away from them. |
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| Exterior Decorating |
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| Colin and Claire are not impressed with my strategic placing of decorations. Bastards. |
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| Welcome To Our House |
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| While the female visitor gets plenty of attention, her husband is left to ring the doorbell - again and again and again... |
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| We Bring Greetings...All Of Us |
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| I couldn't have planned this better, its like a mothersmeeting of Sims. Only Sheena seems not to care... |
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| P...A...R...T...Y...! |
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| Whats this, a party? And who's paying for that food eh? |
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| The Stuff Of Dreams :D |
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| And the best thing was, I didn't plan it! |
| So Many Mouths To Feed... |
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| Another meal!?! You just ate, you fat wasters! |
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| House Manners |
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| You animal! There's a washing machine right there, use it! |
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| Ready, Steady, Read! (sorry) |
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| The girls brush up on there cooking skills - as it should be... |
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| Sleeping Arangements |
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| You know, it just occured to me that there aren't enough beds... |
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| First Night |
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| An early night for the sims, at the end of their first day. Bless them, and their little simmy adventures |
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| Day 2: Spending Witeks Money |
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| Witeks first shiney new pay check earns the band a brand new sofa. Principally so that the odd man out can nap |
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| Breakfast |
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| After Tim so generously prepares breakfast, the rest of the band are drawn to it like Moths to a candle... |
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| Colins...Accident |
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| Colin displays his weak bladder and the savage fighting for the toilet. One day I will give them another one. One day... |
| The Fun These Guys Have |
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| Boredom is now so acute a new bin is an object of fierce discussion, and subsequent disapproval |
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| The Description Says It All |
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| I really should get them a TV... |
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| Confusion In The Household |
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| Cheryl seems to be bitching about Tim, yet unaware he is sitting next to her. Maybe she's got the names mixed up...? |
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| Fire! |
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| Fire threatens them, yet they seem seized by inactivity, and paralysed with stupidity. Help, dial 9-1-1! |
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| Fire, part 2 |
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| Colin saves the day by (eventually) leaping into action while Tim continues to wet himself and Allan stands by in total apathy. |
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| Fire, part 3 |
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| The second fire (again caused by Tim) at least this time he is ready to combat it, which is just as well, because nobody else cares. |
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| Homecoming |
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| First day on the job and Sheenas already been promoted. They know talent when they see it. |
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| Its Like A Tiny God... |
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| Despite only having bought the TV a few minutes ago, it quickly captures an audience - and keeps it. |
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| Hygiene? Bah |
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| After many days of back-breaking labour, the Band can finally afford proper out-houses, for all their hygenic needs. Except, of course, wallpaper and an actual shower... |
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| Wasters... |
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| While Sheena, Sheryl and Witek are out bread-winning, the dossers stand around, discussing the weather. |
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| Going Up In The World |
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| Promotions are think and fast these days, as both Cheryl and Witek get promoted in one day and Claire finds a job as a Psychic Phone Friend. |
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| Ugnng, Can't...Think...Of...Title |
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| The group get the first room finally wallpapered. However, Allan reads a book while Anthony once again forgets his keys and is left hanging around outside. |
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| Voyeurism At Its Geekyist |
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| Who's that in the shower? |
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| Can't Get Enough... |
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| They're at it again! Filthy nymphos. In fact, why do I care... |
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| It'll Teach Them Not To Come Here Then |
| Yes, thats right, they do expect guests to do the housework |
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| Legs Akimbo |
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| All, simaltanously awake at 6am on the dot, I guess there must be something on TV they want to watch. |
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| NYPD Jew |
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| Proudly, Witek saunters to his job at the police station. Nobody pays any attention and Sheena makes a quick getaway |
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| Toilet Troubles |
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| Another scramble for the toilets. You animals! There are three toilets in the house and they all squeeze into the worst one |
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| Artistic Nightmare |
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| Sheryl gets all creative on us |
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| Bathroom Antics |
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| Aha! Caught in the act! And I bet she doesn't bother cleaning it up either... |
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| Bathroom Antics: Part 2 |
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| I knew it! |
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| This Looks Familiar... |
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| While the womenfolk work, the men sleep soundly, knowing their finances are in good hands *chortle* |
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| The Way It Should Be... |
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| Here they are now, having had another hard day, to come back to a house full of sleeping men and guess what, they've got to pay the bills now! *grin* |
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| Hygiene? Bah: Part 2 |
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| Another accident in the bathroom. These guys really are disgusting. |
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| Hygiene? Bah: Part 3: Return of the Ameobe |
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| A third accident means the last straw. I'm coming in to sort this out - one of the sims is forced to phone a repairman |
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| Several, Desperate Hours Later... |
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| A fourth accident heralds the Repairman, who quickly saves the day. |
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| Lucky Bastard |
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| Tims fanclub erect a fountain in his name, resulting a sudden boost of wealth. Fan club?!? Fountain?!? Money?!? Well, I'm sure thats not the thing he's causing to get erected... |
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| It's Just Not Fair... |
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| Obviously tales of manliness are spreading as within seconds he's soon featured in 'Pecs and Glutes' netting him another worthy sum. Don't worry, its probably a gay porn mag. |
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| It's A Miracle! |
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| After two days of inactivity, Anthony amazes the household by cleaning up other peoples spillages and getting a job. The band and assorted hangers-on systemically pass out in shock. |
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| The Cheek Of It |
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| The evil handy-man leaves after taking a whopping $400 dollars. Bastard. |
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| (He)art Attack |
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| Synchronised painting at is very, very worst |
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| Dreams, Ltd |
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| Another round of promotions in order as the girls become nurses. *Chuckle* |
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| If I Had A Hammer |
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| The shower breaks a third time, however, Sheena is on hand to fix it. God bless women. Anthony brushes up on his oratory skills... |
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| Forty Winks |
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| Sheena has a hard day at work and passes out. All those people aren't particularly concerned by her, they just can't get past. |
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| Burgler |
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| Burgler! Noooo! |
| Burgler Part 2 |
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| He's is surely no match for my extensive security system...Wait, he can't take all that. Hey, stop...Ah, crap |
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| Burgler Part 3 |
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| Wake up you lazy bastards! There's a thief in the house and alarms are going off everywhere! Wake up! |
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| Burgler Part 4 |
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| Phew |
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| Burgler Finale (Finally) |
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| Witek turns up just as the thief leaves. Coincidence? |
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