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Hey. This is Rosen and guess what bitches, I updated my site because I am severely bored. Severely. (I figure I'll do it once every year just to please the two people who come here......Oh wait just me dammit) Let me tell you a little stuff about me. I like to play baseball, basketball, bowling, and hockey. I play for USY b-ball and we are actually good. No joke. We were the champs of the league bitch. That's right 12-1 champs! I bowl for FLHS and we are also actually really good. I'm not kidding. We won the division but I'm gonna quit next year cuz its gay. I play hockey for the GREAT Rangers. In past years I would have said, "We had an AMAZING championship season last year with 3 wins." but now we are damn good and lost in the championship god dammit. Angry sigh. I play tackle football with my bros (number 1 QB--right here). I also coach hockey and baseball. I am a SENIOR! at FLHS . That's right bitch. I may act like I'm 5 but I'm a f*cking senior. Shout outs to my nagres Steve, Mark, John, Evan, Kahn, Kauf, Capozzi (and his grandma) and others. I like Adam Sandler and his classic CD that I got in second grade "What the Hell Happened to Me?" and I love the Blink 182 Live CD (the song in the background is "Don't Leave Me"). It kicks so much ass....too bad they sold out and are sucky now. I worked at Camp Veritans (my alma matta of 5 years) but got fired (hey their loss), so this summer I worked at the Clifton Y Camp and DIDN'T GET FIRED!! (And I had the best summer ever!) Shout outs to my camp nigs Elissa, Lucy, Rachel, Eric, Sam, Emily, Marsall, Courtney, A-Train and Lehansky. I am huge Yankee, Devil and Knick fan and pretty much my whole life is sports.....and the fine ladies. My fav. TV show is South Park (as if you couldn't tell from all this crap around the site) and Towelie is my fav. character (I dressed up as him for Halloween '01). I am a DDR junkie and am pretty damn awesome at it. That's it....hope you like the site. If not--tough sh!t. Peace out.

No I am not stoned