| A woman walks into a doctors office and says, "Doctor I hurt all over" The doctor say, "that's impossible." "No really! Just look, when I touch my arm, ouch! it hurts. When I touch my leg, ouch! it hurts. When I touch my head, ouch! it hurts. When I touch my chest, ouch! it really hurts," she replies. The doctor just shakes his head and says, "You're a natural blond aren't you?" The woman smiles and says, "Why yes I am. How did you know?" The doctor replies, "Because your finger is broken." |
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