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Procrastination victims
Not protecting cyberboob victims. Not holding cyberbullies accountable.
CyberBullying is not a sophisticated campain of attack, anyone who thinks it is, is full of crap.

CYBERCRAP is Nova Scotia's first anti cyberbullying unit, we stalk people on the internet, eventually forcing them to move
to a different part of Canada., or get out of Canada entirely.
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We are Cybercrap. Everyone who works for us is a group of 2 year old gorillas who bang on keyboards all day,
typing garbage into a command prompt. It always helps when you type garbage into a command prompt because those are the
codes to disable people's facebook account. Anyone who thinks the same imbecilic way we do would agree.

However, Connor Willett doesn't. He says

"CyberScan (aka cybercrap) are a bunch of wimps who don't know how to use computers, they always type things like
'jisdfkdfksdfklsdkf' into command prompts thinking it will disable people's phones. In reality, this will give a message saying
'jksdfksdkfsjkd is not recognised as an internal or external command, operable program or batch file'. That is Windows speak for
'What is this nonsense?'."

This website is a parody of CYBERSCAN, because their unit is rediculous.