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Q. What do you call milk that shakes on a dryer? A. A milk shake! ~sent by Kevin
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Q. What's a vampires favourite dessert? A. Ice scream! ~sent by Stacie
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Q. Why did the orange stop in the middle of the road? A. Because it ran out of juice! ~sent by NeciaAllen
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Q. What do you do to a mouse when it squeeks? A. Change it's oil! ~sent by Xavier
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Q. Why did the banana go to the doctors? A. Because it wasn't peeling well! ~sent by Jordan
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| Q. What do you call a deer with no eyes? A. A no eye dear! |
| Q. What do you call a deer with no legs, no arms and no eyes? A. Still a no eye dear! ~sent by Melissa
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| Q. What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A. A Skunk rolling down a hill!
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Q. Where did Santa go on Vacation? A. To a ho ho hotel. ~sent by Kamora
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Q. What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe? A. He called a toe truck. ~sent by Jessica
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Q. Why couldn't g-unit get on the bus? A. Because they didn't have 50 cent. ~sent by Vanessa
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A man in a restaurant: Waiter, why is there a button in my potato? Waiter: Well, you did ask for a jacket potato. ~sent by Jade
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Knock Knock. Who's there? Arthur. Arthur who? Arthur Got! ~sent by Naomi |
Ashley: I won 346 Goldfish. Neighbour: Where did you put them? Ashley: In the bathroom. Neighbour: what will you do if you take a bath? Ashley: I will blindfold them! ~sent by Krizie 458 |
Knock knock.  Who's there? Easter Bunny. Easter Bunny who? Knock knock. Who's there? Car. Car who? Car go beep beep, run over Easter Bunny! Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry! Another Easter Bunny come again next year! |
Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange you glad I didn't say banana? |
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Knock Knock. Who's there? Abby. Abby who? Abby stung me! ~sent by Katie |
Q. Where does the Easter Bunny get his breakfast A. Ihop ~sent by Jatiana |
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Q. How is an owl smarter than a chicken? A. You've never heard of Kentucky Fried Owl, have you? ~ Sent by Fawn
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Q. What did the volcano say to another volcano? A. I lava you! |
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Q. What time is it when two dogs chase a cat? A. Two after One! | |
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Why do hummingbirds hum? Because they don't know the words! | |
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