THE SERVANT OF CHRIST

CREATED AND UPDATED BY: JASMINE

YEAR 2003

FAQ

Ha... it is time for question and answer. My time to question and your time to answer. (Haha...just joking.) Well... if you click on this FAQ section, then there probably are some questions you seriously need to find an answer, and I just might have that little answer you are looking for. Although 99% of the time, I just might not. (Smile)

Q1) Do you know that you insult us, the super intellectual and mentally superior people with good command of English by your message to us? How are you going to compensate us for it?

Answer: I am afraid that I really cannot afford to compensate your most deep injuries by my so offending words. Why not just spend your time on more constructive things instead, like helping the needy and the poor?

Q2) I spot an error in your content page. In this sentence I found, "You have bad gramar/Speling." which you wrote, you forgot a "m" for grammar and a "l" for spelling. Kindly amend that.

Answer: Thank you for your kind concern. That mistake was deliberate.

Q3) Why do you waste your time to create a webpage no one would bother to read, anyway?

Answer: Why do you bother to read a webpage you yourself admit no one would bother to read? (Smile.)

Q4) It is my belief that Christianity is a lie.

Answer: Sorry, apparently, I don't share your belief. (Smile.)

Q5) You are a Christian, and yet... you insult people by your jokes. This is so mean!

Answer: My joke is what it is. A joke. When I write it this way, my intention is to make everyone happy... and have fun while reading what I write. I don't meant to hurt in, anyway. All my questions here are self-invented, and I don't believe that anyone who is a human will care to put himself to be intellectually/mentally superior than others. We all have time when we can learn from others. If my webpage really offends you, then you also must examine yourself as to why you are so easily offended. But do e-mail me about it, though and I might just rewrite the tone I said it. It is not my desire nor intention to disglorify God in anyway, and if there are many people who cannot take my jokes, then something must be wrong with the way I write it. And I am not afraid to correct my mistake. ( This, by the way, is my most serious answer in this FAQ, so far. )

Q6) Is your Christian testimony true?

Answer: ......................... Of course.

Q7) Hey, your poems are good and your stories are wonderful? Why don't you publish a book?

Answer: Oh yes... that is a good idea! But... wait a minute, who will publish my book? You? ( Just joking? )

Q8) Hey, you don't mind me showing your webpages to others, do you?

Answer: Of course not.

Q9) Can I put your articles/testimony/stories/poems etc in my webpage.

Answer: You can, but you must e-mail me first and tell me where you will be putting these things. I will definitely not want to see, a poem about fish ( Just an example ) placed in a webpage that is only talking about dogs. Surly, you know what I mean.

Q10) You are so terrible. I saw your so called original works on other websites. You violate the copyright rules.

Answer: Oh yes. I am truly so terrible. I steal the works of rpggal, speaker_of_truth, cyberauthor83 and Jasmine etc ruthlessly and put them here on my websites under my own name. I am so evil. Are you going to sue me? Before you do, can you check up my biography, and see what are my other pen-names? (Smile.)

Q11) You have broken links.

Answer: Thank you for noticing them. Can you e-mail me about where exactly the links are broken so that I can fix them? (Smile.) Your help is deeply appreciated.

Q12) I notice something. You like to (Smile.) Why?

Answer: Because I simply like to. (Laugh.) But to be serious, though, don't you think it is better to smile than frown? Life is so short, and already so painful... without you having to make it worst, by being in a bad mood all the moment of your life, which was exactly what I used to do in the past. (Frown.) So, why not smile. Smile doesn't cost you a cent, and it is easier to smile than to frown. Research shows that those who smile often also tend to live longer. And you lesser muscles when you smile, as compared to frown. Haha... (Smile.)

Final Q: Hey, this FAQ did not answer my question at all.

Answer: Too bad. But hey... wait a minute, I thought that I already declare earlier that your question might just not be listed here? Oh... don't cry, don't cry. I won't be so mean to you. If you really had a question so urgent that I must answer, that I absolutely must answer, why not just e-mail me with that question of yours? I just might answer it. MIGHT.

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Disclaimer: This website, this FAQ website is originally created just for humorous purpose, and was never at anytime meant to be a serious FAQ site. In fact, I didn't thought about it, until I actually start to re-do my personal webpage to make it shine. This is due to the fact that no one likes to read the personal website of just anybody, so it is my duty as the webmaster of this webpage to make the visitor enjoys his or her visit while he or she is being misled into this page. Thank you.

(Why is this disclaimer so small?) Reason: I want to see who will bother to read it. And you...haha... are the one.