"I'm so happy! I have found people more pathetic than I!"
Like Resident Evil? WE ARE SO SORRY!! after reading this series, you'll wonder why you bothered. But do it anyway. It's something to do. You obviously have no life if you ended up on this site. Welcome fellow loser!! Enjoy!! ^_~
This is the begining of terror. No, not the blood thirsty zombies. Meet the REAL S.T.A.R.S team. The one the publishers of Resident Evil didn't want you to see. Kind of like one of those dramatizations... This is what really happened. You want it sugar coated!? Play the damn game. A pathetic novel written by bored fans. Names may were not changed!! Be warned! Don't sue!
Voted the favorite among the... three people who (were forced at gun point) read this. A lot like the original Resident Evil 2 including that sausy Leon-poo. Yeah, no. Okay, this is where you caught us. Um... this story was written many years ago, so some of the celebs in it may seem out dated. Shut your face and live with it. This episode will redefine TYRANT. If you only read one RE spoof this year... PLEASE PLEASE make it one of mine!!