| Ty, a.k.a. "Rone-Shoelaces" Ty is Musical Director, general whip-cracker, and stalworth enforcer of the Noodle-Free Zone. Believe it; he won�t even walk down the pasta aisle at Ralph�s. Despite the rumors, Ty has absolutely never been a catalogue model for either J. Crew or International Male. Although he possesses the personality of a keyboard player, Ty actually plays guitar. Ty sez: "It�s the least I can do, and I always want to do the very least." Loren, a.k.a. "Fiver" Loren learned to play keyboards in his homeland of Chad. He worked his way through school by toiling at one of the country�s famous factories for the manufacture of electoral ballots. Loren later emigrated to the US with dreams of composing music for soap operas. Oddly, his initial success came as an a capella singer. For every five minutes of work, Loren requires five minutes of rest. Loren sez: "Surely you can�t be serious." Shauney, a.k.a. "Baby" Shauney can simultaneously play drums, powder her nose, and talk to family members on her cell phone. She used to sell shoes at the Steve Madden store, a job for which she received no pay, just merchandise discounts, until Hilary�s manager spied her practicing her formidable drumming skills with two ballpoint pens and a shoebox. If Shauney can make noise, she�s there. Shauney sez: "I haven�t listened to Styx since Ty left the band." |