WIFE 6.0


Dear User,

This e-mail is in reference to your queries about your queries regarding the installation of WIFE 6.0

After the deletion of GIRLFRIEND 5.0 and the installation of WIFE 6.0, a program called CLEANLINESS.EXE will be executed automatically without the user's consent. The WIFE 6.0 normally functions properly with CHOCOLATE 4.1 and FLOWERS 3.1 and its efficiency is increased by the installation of these programs.

Execution of programs like BACHELORPARTY.EXE is met with stiff resistance. It is advisable not run this program more than once or twice in a month. Programs like GIRLFRIEND 4.0 should not be installed as the system not only becomes hostile after the installation of this program but also deletes it as soon as it is installed. The installation of VACATION 5.1 is highly advisable and it should be made sure that VACATION.EXE is run at least once in a year at minimum otherwise WIFE 6.0 is known to cause a few problems. For further details regarding this, please see the HELP section. Any attempts to uninstall WIFE 6.0 may cause irrepairable damage to the system and it launches a program called DIVORCE 7.0 to counteract any attempts of uninstallation.

For further assistance, please feel free to contact us.


-HELPDESK


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