Alligators
Don't Wear Shoes!!!
One
day, a man entered a shoe shop and asked the salesman for a pair of shoes
made of alligator skin. The salesman showed him a pair. When the
man asked the price of the pair of shoes. The salesman replied , "They
will cost you about $465". The man said, "It would be easier
if I went down to the river and caught myself a alligator and then make
a pair of shoes from the skin". The salesman said, "Suit yourself.
But watch out for the two hefty guys who are down by the river trying to
catch an alligator to make shoes for themselves".
When the man went down to the river, he saw the guys about whom the salesman
had told him about. One of them had blonde hair and the other had black
hair. Both were very well built. The blonde haired guy went into the river
and stood there. Suddenly, the man saw an alligator coming the blonde haired
guy's way. The guy spotted the alligator but stood his ground unfazed.
The alligator opend his jaws and approached the guy with tremendous speed.
The guy caught the jaws and wrestled with the reptile. Suddenly, both the
guy and reptile disappeared under the water. After a few moments, the guy
resurfaced and his partner approached him. Then between the both of them,
they dragged the limp form of the alligator out of the water and onto dry
land. The guy had knocked out the alligator single handedly. Then they
placed the alligator's body on a pile of other alligators.
The black haired guy said, "DAMN, EVEN THIS ONE DOESN'T HAVE SHOES".
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