ATOM BOMB : An invention made by humans to end all inventions.

BOSS : A person who is always early to office when you are late and always around when you are taking a break from office work.

CLASSIC : A book which everyone praises but very few actually read it.

DICTIONARY : The only place where divorce comes before marriage.

ETC : An abbreviation that is used to make people believe that you know more than you actually do.

MARRIAGE : An agreement in which the man loses his bachelor's degree and the woman gains her master's degree.

RUMOR : News that travels at the speed of sound.

SECRET : Something that a person tells another person not to tell anybody.

SMILE : A crooked line that can set many things straight.