A man to his wife,"Your mother-in-law is better than my mother-in-law".
What did the big chimney say to the small chimney?
You are too small to smoke.
How do you keep a blonde busy for hours?
Give her a blank sheet of paper with Please Turn Over written
on either side.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate 9.
What do morons do when they feel cold?
Light a candle and sit around it.
What did the big telephone say to the small telephone?
You are too small to get engaged.
What do you get when hundreds of rabbits are hopping backwards?
A receding hare line.
What is the difference between a Staion Master and a School Master?
A School Master trains minds where as a Station Master minds trains.
A man went to the Railways Enquiry Desk asked the man sitting there, "Could you tell me at what time does the 9 o'clock train leave?"
What is the difference between a Prince and a football?
A Prince is an heir to the throne where as a football is thrown to the air.
What did the fish say when it hit the wall in the river?
Dam
What do elves learn in Grammar School?
The ELF-abhets