Joe had gone for a walk in the park. There he noticed a man wearing dark glasses walking with a dog. Behind the man, a long line of men were walking behind him. This heightened his curiousity, so he decided to ask the man what this was all about. Joe asked the man, "Why are all these guys following you?". The man said,"This is the dog which bit my mother-in-law and due to the bite she died". Joe asked,"May I borrow your dog for a day". The man replied nonchalantly,"You will have to stand in the queue and wait till you turn comes".
Once, an interview was held for a person who would be willing to go to Mars. But the condition was that he would not be able to return to Earth as the technology was not there. On the scheduled the three shortlisted candidates appeared. First, an aeronautics engineer appeared. He said that he would go Mars as it would be a new experience for him and he would take a million dollars for it as he would like to give the amount to his family. Then a doctor appeared and he said the same thing but he demanded 2 million dollars. The last candidate was a lawyer. He told the interviewer that he wanted 3 million dollars. On being asked why he demanded more than the other two, he coolly replied, "You can keep one million, I will take one million and we can give one million to the engineer and send him instead."
A man travelling in a taxi asked the cabbie to drive faster. The cabbie asked him what the hurry was? The man said,"I'm getting late for my conference." The cabbie said,"You couldn't possibly have a conference on Sunday." The man replied,"Oh, you see it is a conference to prove that we are not stupid." The cabbie said,"Ah, I see! Now, I will ask you a question and if you can give the correct reply then it will prove that you are not stupid." The man was eager to answer the cabbie's question. The cabbie said,"There are four members in my family, my dad lives in Texas and my mom also lives in Texas. My brother lives in California. So, can you guess who the fourth member is?" The man thought for quite some time and finally gave up. The cabbie told him that the fourth member was the cabbie, himself. The man decided to ask this question during the conference. So during the conference, the man stood up and said, "Now, I will ask you all a question and if you can give the correct answer, it will prove that you are not brianless." Since everyone was eager to hear the question, the man continued,"There are four members in my family, my dad lives in Texas and my mom also lives in Texas. My brother lives in California. So, can you guess who the fourth member is?" All the people thought for a long time but no one was able to give the answer. In the end, the man replied exasperatedly,"The fourth member is the cabbie, you fools!"